hypothermic | Leonard Snart // Captain Cold

ID: coldasice

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i was gonna say because you're not a dick, but you are.
so how about because if i come to your place again it's gonna follow me.

Let it.

Mick could use a moving target.

you think i should burn it?

I don't know, do you enjoy diseases?

gross. okay. if it's gonna give me a disease i guess i'll let mick at it.
it's just kinda cute.

And you're kinda blind.

Rats aren't cute.

no this thing is definitely cute.

[This includes a tik talk photo of a degu.]

That's not a rat.

then what is it?
something that won't give me diseases??

Do I look like I work at a pet store?

you look like a jackass.
it's a pet, though? you're not screwing with me?

And you’ve got a face that could make a charity to end child starvation a lot of money.

Hell if I know. I’ve never had a pet.

i'm not starving, genius.

neither have - barely had rations for myself, let alone a rat.

There's a first time for almost everything, and you can eat it when you get hungry.

That's what I call a practical investment.

see, now you're speaking my language.