hypothermic | Leonard Snart // Captain Cold

There’s a ceasefire, remember? No one’s gunning for me anymore. You’re being overprotective.

A snake in a tubesock. That’s what every boy wants to hear. I look cute in everything, by the way.

What do you suggest, Mick? Throw him a surprise party? I haven’t seen any hookers or blow since I got here, but I’m sure we could find some if we looked hard enough.

You want a reason not to want to get out of bed? Just wait until I get back.

You're wrong about that. Sometimes you look hot.

You know the only coke that kid wants to do is the kind that has smiley polar bears cuddling up on the can. Hookers though, who doesn't like those?

That a promise or a threat?

[ He doesn't directly respond to the hot thing. That's how Mick will know he got him. ]

Polar bears. You might be onto something. Maybe we should take him to the zoo. Kids love the zoo. Not so sure kids like hookers.

There's gotta be something between a zoo and a brothel.

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You know me. Both.

Strippers. You can look but you can't touch. He's a rich, white nerd. It's like PB&J right?

Well that's something to look forward to, along with my surprise.

I think we're onto something here. You know Raymond wouldn't have the guts to walk into a strip joint, even if he's thought about it. We'd be doing him a big favour taking the party to him. He won't even have to convince them he's legal at the door or pick a girl, we'll take care of everything. All he has do is sit down, shut up and enjoy the show.

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That said, maybe he wouldn't want a girl. He's seen plenty of those. The fantasy could be something different.

We should cover all our bases.

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Hamburgers and hotdogs. Gotcha. You know anyone or should we use the lockbox?

We'll have to ask around. Raymond's a good looking nerd, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone who would peel for him.

Yeah. We should get a picture of that pretty face somehow.

[ People usually associated beauty with goodness. Luckily for them it's true in this case... Not that Mick intends to miss this party for anything. ]