hypothermic | Leonard Snart // Captain Cold

ID: coldasice

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Your what.

[Wait for it...]

Oh my god.

I aged so well the judge still tries to send me to juvy.

[Okay, wow.]

Wow.

[It bore saying as well as thinking.]

You realize that's kind of creepy, right?

Jealous?

I don't think so.
'coldasice' huh?

Good song.

Great, now it's stuck in my head.

So. I have no idea who you are. Sorry about the bad pickup line.

You're welcome.

Never been on a blind date before?

I have, but never over text.

There's a first time for everything.

Except taxes.

I'm not sure I like it.

...actually, taxes come every year.

[Unless you're actually a criminal. Side-eyeing...]

Do they? I'm shocked.

Oh, please.

[A beat, and then.]

You know, you're not familiar at all, but you don't sound new either.

I'm new here, wherever here is.

Am I new to being strange places with strange people for strange reasons? Not really.

That explains it.

Did anyone give you the crash course on this place, yet?

From what I've heard, no one really knows what this place is.

Just how long have you been stuck here? this is cutting into my vacation time.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

I've been here for a few months, I think? It was hard to track time before we got the calendar app.