Eobard Thawne, aka The Reverse Flash, is a time traveling descendant of mine who has a grudge against The Flash, and wanted to kill him and everyone he cared about. Barry couldn't stop him in time. Someone had to do something, so I did.
He's my descendant, I've never had children yet, and now I never will. Problem solved.
I think Eobard could've pretty easily killed Iris and Joe and Barry and Cisco and everyone else before I could even call for an appointment for a vasectomy.
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I shot myself. Because if I hadn't, everyone I cared about would've died. Which is why it really, seriously needs to be kept a secret here too.
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Spit it out.
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He's my descendant, I've never had children yet, and now I never will. Problem solved.
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Couldn't have just gotten yourself fixed?
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I think Eobard could've pretty easily killed Iris and Joe and Barry and Cisco and everyone else before I could even call for an appointment for a vasectomy.
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Then again, if I had to choose... I'd probably eat it too.
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[After a moment, though, he registers the secondary meaning to that - given the choice, Snart would eat it too.
He should be more surprised.]
I didn't really stop to consider anything else. I just did it.
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Just saying.
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And again, it really needs to be kept a secret here. Eobard doesn't know that we defeated him, and I think he'd throw a tantrum if he did.