Leonard Snart // Captain Cold - IC Inbox

[hypothermic]

ID: coldasice

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[hypothermic]

A surprise?

You know how much I love surprises.

[charbroil]

You'll like this one.

We need to do something about Palmer.

[hypothermic]

This better be good.

What about Raymond? He's off doing whatever it is Raymond's do.

[charbroil]

Do I know you or don't I?

Not what he's doing. What he's done.

[hypothermic]

Since you know me so well, you know how much I hate being cooped up for no reason. Remind me why I'm stuck inside twiddling my thumbs while you and Raymond get to go out on the town.

What all has Raymond done. Made me watch Top Gun ten times? Forced us into playing Settlers of Catan? Tricked me into liking chunky cableknit sweaters?

Or do you mean the two times he's saved my ass?

[charbroil]

Because my quota for being your personal ambulance is filled for a couple of days. Why don't you try spending less time whining and more time thinking of fun things to do now that we have to play nice with all the other girls and boys?

You do look cute and cuddly in those. Like a snake in a tube sock.

So you're good with just waiting around until someone feels like kicking a puppy then. Ok.

[hypothermic]

There’s a ceasefire, remember? No one’s gunning for me anymore. You’re being overprotective.

A snake in a tubesock. That’s what every boy wants to hear. I look cute in everything, by the way.

What do you suggest, Mick? Throw him a surprise party? I haven’t seen any hookers or blow since I got here, but I’m sure we could find some if we looked hard enough.

[charbroil]

You want a reason not to want to get out of bed? Just wait until I get back.

You're wrong about that. Sometimes you look hot.

You know the only coke that kid wants to do is the kind that has smiley polar bears cuddling up on the can. Hookers though, who doesn't like those?

[hypothermic]

That a promise or a threat?

[ He doesn't directly respond to the hot thing. That's how Mick will know he got him. ]

Polar bears. You might be onto something. Maybe we should take him to the zoo. Kids love the zoo. Not so sure kids like hookers.

There's gotta be something between a zoo and a brothel.

[charbroil]

You know me. Both.

Strippers. You can look but you can't touch. He's a rich, white nerd. It's like PB&J right?

1/2

[hypothermic]

Well that's something to look forward to, along with my surprise.

I think we're onto something here. You know Raymond wouldn't have the guts to walk into a strip joint, even if he's thought about it. We'd be doing him a big favour taking the party to him. He won't even have to convince them he's legal at the door or pick a girl, we'll take care of everything. All he has do is sit down, shut up and enjoy the show.

2/2

[hypothermic]

That said, maybe he wouldn't want a girl. He's seen plenty of those. The fantasy could be something different.

We should cover all our bases.

[charbroil]

Hamburgers and hotdogs. Gotcha. You know anyone or should we use the lockbox?

[hypothermic]

We'll have to ask around. Raymond's a good looking nerd, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone who would peel for him.

[charbroil]

Yeah. We should get a picture of that pretty face somehow.

[ People usually associated beauty with goodness. Luckily for them it's true in this case... Not that Mick intends to miss this party for anything. ]

[hypothermic]

He's coming over tonight.

Give him a few beers, crank up the thermostat and wait for the shirt to come off.

[charbroil]

Bet you I'll take the better shot.

[ Might as well have some fun with it. ]

[hypothermic]

Fat chance. We both know I'm the artistic one.

Wanna bet?

[charbroil]

Where's the fun if we don't bet? What do you want if you win?

[hypothermic]

You try on that sundress. In person, or with photographic evidence.

[charbroil]

Ok. And if I win, we're revisiting that idea of tying you to the bed.

[hypothermic]

Deal.